{"product_id":"pigs-because-people-suck-tshirt","title":"Pigs because People Suck TShirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"8ltlbf\" data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"165\"\u003e🐷 Pigs \u0026gt; People Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"nkunyi\" data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"204\"\u003e(Because… yeah. You already know.)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"328\"\u003eSome people have dogs.\u003cbr data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"231\"\u003eSome people have cats.\u003cbr data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"256\"\u003eAnd then there’s you…\u003cbr data-start=\"277\" data-end=\"280\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"280\" data-end=\"328\"\u003echoosing pigs over people every single time.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"434\"\u003eThis tee says it loud, proud, and just disrespectful enough to make strangers laugh and friends nervous:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"468\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"468\"\u003e“Pigs. Because People Suck.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"495\"\u003eSimple. Honest. Accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"497\" data-end=\"500\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"bhbyeu\" data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"529\"\u003e🔥 Why This Shirt Hits:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"767\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1w8pa7z\" data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"571\"\u003eSoft, breathable premium cotton blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1y0oi8\" data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"624\"\u003eDistressed print for that worn-in, lived-it look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rky85p\" data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"689\"\u003eBold, easy-to-read design (aka instant attention grabber 👀)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"181n3ov\" data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eUnisex fit — relaxed and flattering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13w0daq\" data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"767\"\u003ePerfect balance of funny + savage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"772\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"vhcu98\" data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"793\"\u003e💥 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"981\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1cdp88n\" data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"841\"\u003ePig owners with zero tolerance for nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"z2amcl\" data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"875\"\u003eFeed store runs with attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h3nx3k\" data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"935\"\u003eRanch days, piggy spa days, and “don’t talk to me” days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"w9d43w\" data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"981\"\u003eAnyone who prefers snouts over small talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"986\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"13882yt\" data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003e⚠️ Side Effects May Include:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1y9fgys\" data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1063\"\u003eRandom nods of approval from strangers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15glwoy\" data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1099\"\u003eLaughs from people who \u003cem data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003eget it\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"h4t398\" data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003eOffended looks from people who \u003cem data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003eare the problem\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ditk2h\" data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003e📏 Fit \u0026amp; 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