🐷🚨 EAST COAST PIGS... YOUR HOOF ALIBI HAS EXPIRED. 🚨🐷

The Piggy Spa Day crew is loading up the trailer and heading east this October 2026!

If your pig sounds like it's wearing cowboy boots across the kitchen floor... we've probably met before. 😂

We're making stops in:

📍 North Carolina
📍 Virginia
📍 West Virginia
📍 Maryland
📍 Pennsylvania
📍 New Jersey
📍 New York

Your Piggy Spa Day Includes:

🐽 Professional Hoof Trimming
🦷 Tusk Trimming (when needed)
👂 Ear & Eye Cleaning
🪱 Dewormer Included

Is Your Pig Eligible?

✅ Leaves little hoof prints everywhere.
✅ Hasn't seen its toes since spring.
✅ Makes enough noise walking to scare the dog.
✅ Pretends it doesn't know why it's slipping across the hardwood floor.

Congratulations... your pig qualifies! 🐷🤣

🚨 Reservations Close August 15, 2026!

After August 15, we'll finalize the route and start filling appointments. Once the schedule is full, you'll have to explain to your pig why everyone else got a spa day except them.

Ready to Save Those Little Piggy Feet?

Click below and reserve your appointment before your pig starts charging rent for those extra inches of hoof.

👉 Book Online Here:
https://tylerlivestockservices.groomore.com?direct=1

Warning: Freshly trimmed pigs have been known to experience sudden bursts of zoomies, increased snack demands, and an unexplained belief that they are Olympic athletes. Piggy Spa Day is not responsible for any post-spa victory laps around your living room. 🐷💨